the-other-girl-who-waited: iamtonysexual: mortson: sweetsweetdicksinmymouth: dirkdave: PARTY AT MY PLACE i’ve got the alcohol covered i’ll bring some soda ill bring the drugs I’LL BRING THE BITCHES
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putting on skinny jeans
step one: right leg
step two: left leg
step three: wiggle
step four: jump
doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance.